Cospe ou swallow?

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Looks at, forgives the girl cospe or swallows?
This is a question that can give beginning or to a small colloquy or a long friendship.
I suggest that this true?desbloqueador of colloquy? either soon applied after the presentation of somebody. Thus, then to follow to the two kisses, or the formal squeeze of hand, it must be asked, if the person cospe or swallows. Without more, thus, of chofre, without roundups, fears and hesitations, with the certainty and property of who it knows that it is to announce new ethics.
This is a question, that if it sends for one definitive context, then exceeds it and if it extends for all practical of the life the human being. Because in the truth, all the question of the Man left of being the definition of Good and Badly, to start to be a question to swallow or to cuspir. Cuspir or to swallow? here it is the question. It will be nobler to suffer the horrible destination to swallow, or catching in weapons to cuspir against the seas of tormentosos, and thus to finish them?
Today, this is the ethical question that if raises: to swallow or to cuspir?